For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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