Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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