He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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