you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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