If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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