who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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