Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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