So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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