their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
