return my video game
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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