I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He kissed a someone with a penis
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
40s are totally the cure
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Randomize
