loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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