I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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