So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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