Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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