I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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