So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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