i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Please don't give away my fajitas
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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