Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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