Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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