he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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