Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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