No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
3 2 1 whiskey
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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