i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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