Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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