Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Green mimosas i think yes
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
