this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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