So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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