im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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