And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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