I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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