Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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