Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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