We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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