Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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