dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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