The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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