can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
