i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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