well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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