i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
