physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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