Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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