So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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