Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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