Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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