I think I died a long time ago.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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