He is an equal opportunity slut.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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