On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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