At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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